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You know that guy who is a failure in what you think is very important? God might be speaking to you through him.
Also the really smart guy who seems so pompous and has everything in his life so neat and tidy.
Also that person who has a worldview so different from yours.
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Given how many times Jesus says to the disciples, “Oh you of little faith”, is there any chance he might say that to you or me if we told him about our activities, fears or goals?
Can I just say that I’m glad that the expression “First World Problem” has been invented and is in use?
Be hesitant to describe a family as being very hospitality minded, or to describe yourself as loving to have people over. Because everyone who hears your positive words and hasn’t been invited to the hospitable home will think, “Well, what’s wrong with me?”
On line weather reports should always have a time stamp on them.
It is a good, every good transcending, that Christ has died for you and me.
Every time I see someone playing the banjo I think: Nope, that is not possible that that the fingers of one hand can do that.
Dang.
Sarcasm isn’t necessarily cruel or harsh. It depends on the message being conveyed.
As a song-writer, I have learned that in a heavily syncopated melody, on-the-beat straight notes are sometimes innovative, counter-intuitive, and pleasantly unexpected.
To those who say that they don’t want our country controlled by evangelical Christianity I ask – Which religion do you want it controlled by?
The answer to the question is C: It should be okay to kill the child whose dad is a rapist.
There really are only three options.
Option B (Rape victims should give birth to their rapists child) is the least disturbing, it’s true and very sad.
I generally recommend against acquiring any taste that my be (A) addictive, (B) bad for you, or (C) expensive. Yes, I’m looking at you tobacco, alcohol and coffee.
If you haven’t changed your behavior, it’s likely you haven’t learned a lesson.
Would Job have been more accurate if he had said, “The Lord gave and the Lord didn’t stop Satan when he took away.”
In the next conflict you’re in, you might have to choose between making sure that people know you’re right and your own joy. Choose joy. If you try to make people know you’re right, you may neither that our your own joy.
For an adult, being sunburnt out in public is like walking around with a big sign that says,
“‘Yes, I’m an idiot.”
or
“As you can see, I’ve managed to make it to my forties without learning basic human physiology”
or
“Cause and Effect? What’s that? Sounds interesting!”
A man is a fool who doesn’t say something nice to the person who has given him free food.
Make fun of people from other countries who can’t speak English completely correctly? Why sure, I do that every time I run across a person who speaks English more poorly than I speak my second language.
Which is to say, Never.
