Another one from college days . . .


Above 50 Percentile Students,
Professors who care,
Smaller Classrooms,
And Bigger Tuitions

Here we learn about Neitzche and Erasmus and Durer.

Meet your spouse,
Sing in choir,
Learn Generalizations

Your Vocation isn’t everything,
You need coffee table knowledge,
You need chapel and informal discussions
A sign on a door that says,
“This is not a public entrance”
And the reaction
“I’m not a public,
I paid ten thousand dollars to come here.”