Just in time for Thanksgiving Weekend, a suggestion from the Original Cyberpunk

“There’s one piece of one-size-fits-all advice that I keep on giving out. Whenever would-be writers complain to me that they just can’t find the time to write, I say, “Turn off the television.” Whenever my kids complain to me that school’s too hard and they can’t find the time to do all their homework and required reading, I say, “Turn off the television.” When even non-writers complain to me that their lives are just too complicated and they can never seem to find the hours in the day to do everything that needs to be done, I say, “TURN OFF YOUR . . . “

You don’t really care about that football game anyway. Admit it.