Everything I Ever Needed To Know I Learned From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 


The code is more what you’d call “guidelines” than actual rules. *** You can keep doing that forever, the dog is NEVER going to move. *** If an adversary demands parlay you can do them no harm until the parlay is complete. *** We must honour the Code. *** The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. *** Waste not. *** The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers. *** You know nothing of hell. *** You should know better than to wake a man when he’s sleepin’. Its bad luck. *** The moonlight shows us for what we really are. *** A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they’re going to do something incredibly… stupid. *** Not all treasure is silver and gold  *** Even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons can be a wrong decision. *** Dead men tell no tales. *** One good deed is not enough to redeem a man of a lifetime of wickedness. ***  A craftsman is always proud to hear his work is appreciated. *** Bad luck to sing about pirates.