I have placed below this real Walmart shoe advertisement what I think might be a good caption for it.

From Last Sunday's Paper

Him: Ha ha, I’m having a wonderful night [thinking: Boy, this girl has no clue how to ride a bike]

Her: Me, too. Ha ha! [thinking: I sure wish he’d slow down and let me get on!]

Do you have any suggestions?

And yes, I’m again copying Jessica.